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So Grammar, spelling punctuation, usage, syntax, pronunciation. I really need a psychiatrist! Just saying all of these words makes you the life of the party, right? If you would like to be the life of the party. Simply keep your eyes and ears keen for grammatical mistakes. Everyone will love you when you correct them. It makes them feel warm and fuzzy. Don’t ever try to comment them with replying the right sentence called ‘another bull shit’ below the blog. You’re neither a cop nor a super man. I’m sure they’re gonna kill you instead of get arrested for ten years. What grammar, spelling, or pronunciation habits bug you?
-Novian Dwi Pamungkas-
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You know many secret numbers which lead you into a big clown man, I’m not that funny by the way. When the other numbers also gave you unexpected joy in your guilt maybe less than 30 minutes, if you’re lucky enough to keep the things freezing in the cool box for the next day, you’re gonna eat it as a frozen shit. Yaikk.. Junk Food Tragedy that’s what I mean, great writer should know where to put a good sentence something erotic, uhh ironic. Of course 007 is not such a secret number, Bond wouldn’t come and knock your door with some burritos in his right hand and toilet papers in his left. Well, i bet your nasty life should begin when these foods are saying ‘Where the hell am I?’ inside your sexy tummy. ‘By God I ate a lot and i didn’t know how to stop this misery’, a beautiful sentence for the green level of overdose, stop torturing your poor brain people. Oh okay this is not truly me anymore, what a statement from a good looking man. Am I tottaly screwed right now? *le sigh*
-Novian Dwi Pamungkas-
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Smooth jazz songs, and a cup of dazzling caffellatte is staring at you. I’m not trying to expect you’re reading ten tips to stop feeling stressed out and upset in a coffee shop. People love coffee shops especially if you are middle class college students, as yellow as SpongeBob or as brown as Patrick Star after sunbathing in California and the cool thing I’m not kidding. Coffee shops have become outlets catering to cool people’s need to be seen by other cool people, and because things that you middle class college students love are ultimately adopted by important people as national symbol of coolness. This statement is undeniably factual. Taking more than thousand pictures and setting the best dumb pose ever that makes me strong headache on their Facebook, Twitter, BBM, I.N.S.T.A.G.R.A.M when these people were in a hopeful place called coffee shop, well yeah.
Cheer up baby, that’s not the end of the world. Always try to look bored or disinterested, this is easily the foremost component in maintaning coffee shop coolness. Order the biggest cup of the darkest coffee available making you hiper. Last but not least, don’t forget to eat your rotten Apple. People with Macs are ‘coffee shop better’ than other people. Seriously, you wouldn’t die because of these cool things. Did i miss something? The essential things absolutely. Espresso, Cappuccino, Latte, pick your favorite one and get the heaven’s taste. A vortre sante!!!
-Novian Dwi Pamungkas-
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Having a dissenting opinion on movies, music, or clothes, or owning clever or obscure possessions, is the way middle-class people fight one another for status…Hipsters, then, are the direct result of this cycle of indie, authentic, obscure, ironic, clever consummerism…It is ironic in the sense the very act of trying to run counter to the culture is what creates the next wave of culture people will in turn attempt to counter.
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7 days in a week, 2 days off. Why do many people love their time for watching morning TV’s shows, cooking programs, traveling bull shit, or even a dancing stupid hag. Most people talked about their free days exclusively and let me think how old I am. Sharing their activities and just made it into a death sentence “OMG this is a Saturday Night and where’s my stocking now? Grandma are you okay?” (a girl who wants to get her first sex experience). “Is this my lingerie?” said a boy who ergggghhhh forget it! Making a party without any invitations, you know how to have fun, you just need a bitch with her big boobs and you can play it well, what? Okay my brain is getting smaller or something but I can still remember ‘Big Bang Theory’ The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face! Who the heck is Chuck Norris? Mad Dog would kill him spontaneously with his full of shit. Actually watching some DVD’s at night makes you a beautiful dreamer, can’t understand why you are a couch potato, various Lay’s flavour on your right side and aspirin high dose on your left. First dating would be the best one, prepare your self for the ignorance or welcome to the Hotel California! Is having butterflies in your tummy a sign of being pregnant? Kinda random stupid question.. okay I wanna go to bed, Aha…! A big smile. Make your day as a ‘black’ day before finding a new red day in another black.
-Novian Dwi Pamungkas-
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I was little bit shocked when I knew the fact that they never charted in the U.S. C’mon people do we live on another green blue planet XYZ? They have improved since their first album, but they seem to struggle in finding or establishing an identity. Honestly, Shuffle is my best soundtrack while watching SpongeBob in the morning, carried along by light and lively piano that arouses the same feeling that comes about when listening to Matt & Kim. At least, it will sweep you off your feet.
-Novian Dwi Pamungkas-
